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LOL the new pope's name is Joseph RATZINGER
hahahahahahaaa
and just as a sidenote he looks like he should be starring in the new Romero movie, the next Bub.
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[01 Jan 2005|05:09pm] |
you ever wake up and just hate the human race for no particular reason?
happy fuckin new year everyone.
anyone who knows me knows im not a mean person, not particularly, filled with angst or anything like that. but im just having one of those, "everyone sucks" days i find myself having more and more often. "go into exile the human race is fucked". most people are selfish assholes, whether its obvious or they put on a good cover its true. i have to stop being so nice to people. id like to go live on another planet...anyone care to join me? haha. ok see, im not actually pissed pissed.....but man am i cynical.. i suppose ill be that way until i meet someone who can prove me wrong...show me theres something more than this. sometimes i just feel like i dont even belong in this race or something. very few people have ever understood what i actually mean by all this. because like i said, im not really mad. more like sad. sad for people in general. and i dont expect you to understand either. but i dunno, maybe im just the one whose fucked in the head.
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| FUCKING AMUSED!!! LMAO |
[08 Dec 2004|09:15pm] |
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YEAH YOU HAVE AIDS FROM A HAMPSTER BITE |
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oh my god. im laughing so hard my side hurts.
ok i never post online converstations....but this is just classic.
its my very good friend nora (noopular) talking (and fucking) with a girl we went to FDU with, monica (love fri ends) who was nora's roomate in freshman year. SO funny.
btw....monica really did have STDS. and lemmiwinks was nora's hampster that just died. she told monica it died of AIDS! who believes that? haha
enjoy!!
( click me! - the convo )
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[29 Nov 2004|01:40pm] |
ha.
what the fuck is a teletubbie anyway?! that word annoys me, so does having a quiet office and the only thing you can hear is the sound of someone else chewing. how is it possible to chew soup? and make so much noise? im grumpy right now. gettin out of this shithole in an hour and goin over to school, then ill be happy. until then, bleh!
()=P
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[11 Oct 2004|12:51pm] |
blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
()=P
::i kill youuuuuuuu::
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[18 Aug 2004|12:20pm] |
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one more day til cape cod.......a much needed vacation!!
()=)
in the meantime, i must find other ways to kill time here at work. so far today they have involved watching dawn of the dead, again, and finding these websites that made me almost piss in my pants........
http://www.sykospark.net/rivethead/ - how to be a rivethead! LMAO
http://www.sonic-boom.com/industrial/ - another, even better, how to be a rivethead site.......HAHA
http://www.twinkiesproject.com/
soooooooo funny.
so yeah, ive been neglecting LJ, not too much to talk about i guess, that or i dont feel like sharing. im still alive, things are good. im surprisingly happy lately for no good reason. eh, ill go with it. school starts soon.........awesome!!! i cant wait, i never thought ID say that. anyway, aside from the amusing sites this is a boring update! lata
<3
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| YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE... |
[21 Jul 2004|08:45am] |
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thank you nami....
"Cigarettes and portable toilets don't mix"
(Monday, July 19, 2004 Posted: 11:26 AM EDT (1526 GMT)
BLACKSVILLE, West Virginia (AP) -- A man smoking in a portable toilet lit up more than a cigarette.
The potty exploded Tuesday when a buildup of methane gas mixed with the lit cigarette, said a spokeswoman for Monongalia Emergency Medical Services.
The methane didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigarette, she said.
Emergency workers said the man was not severely injured and drove himself to the hospital after the stinky, smoky mess."
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| killing time............ |
[14 Jul 2004|12:53pm] |
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suicide commando : comatose delusion |
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Step 1: Open your iTunes or other lesser MP3 player.
Step 2: Put all of your music on random.
Step 3: Write down the first ten songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing
1. radiohead : idioteque
2. wumpscut : slave to evil
3. apoptygma berzerk : mourn
4. afi : girls not grey
5. wumpscut : irak1 (first take)
6. suicide commando : under god's eye
7. delerium : after all
8. neuroticfish : waste
9. the hampster dance song / wumpscut remix
10.mindless self indulgence : faggot
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| im so proud.... |
[13 Jul 2004|01:17pm] |
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wumpscut : soylent green |
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my 6 year old brother is the coolest kid EVER>
hes dancing around in his army shirt, with a mohawk, to wumpscut! i love this kid! <3
this could only be better if i had the camera with me.....
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| we interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this important announcement:: |
[09 Jul 2004|11:49pm] |
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life cried : stale video mixdown |
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dear nami:
as of yet i still have not found the jello, seen the jello, or am completely sure it was in existence at all...maybe i imagined the jello, or perhaps it has just officially left the building, but alas, the ice cream is safe, i will NOT eat it because ima get FAT.
i love you soooooo much! and i love how you come out of your hermitude for our much needed diner talks. i dont know what id do without you.
<3<3<3,
me
and now...........back to work! time to see what clips from THX-1138 i can rip! aw shit!
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| "........unhide the black haus" |
[08 Jul 2004|03:09pm] |
ok, well since ray & lenny have given updates on the details of the trip already, im not going to bother. it was an awesome trip.....i havnt laughed that hard in i dont know how long. im ready for the next one!! SO, onto the pics...
i didnt take many, but here are some, the rest can be seen here:
http://www.picturetrail.com/synthetikpain
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| watch out DC...... |
[02 Jul 2004|06:10pm] |
ahh..shit, still need to go home and pack! crap.
this weekend is gonna be insane. must charge the video camera! must pack way too many clothes!
and a early sappy birther to chris!......may we all make it through DC birthday weekend in DC alive...
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[29 Jun 2004|01:54am] |
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phwkjn;ewjrewjrw
i decided over the weekend its about time i got a bartending job....put all that good shit i learned at school to some use....
someone find me a job!!!
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[21 Jun 2004|02:03pm] |
this is awesome.
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[21 Jun 2004|01:21pm] |
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so this weekend i kinda came out of my hiding. attempted to make it to the ex-tract show saturday with travyss and austin, but we showed up late and missed them so we all headed over to Qs. met up with the usual boyz and had us a good old drunken time. sunday travyss and i went out to yard sale and stumbled upon an awesome flea market where i bought the following:
-one really really fucking old gas mask
-three robots from the 80s
-one old radio tester kit that looks like its about 60 years old if not older, its in a leather case lined with red velvet
-an old ring
-and an old clock thats all army looking
oh and the day before i found this crazy looking crucifix thats framed in the shape of a cross.
yes, it was a good weekend. more crap for melissa, yay!
aight, i must go make some oatmeal w/ vanilla soy milk, im starving! just wanted to let everyone know i didnt die or anything.
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| i just witnessed the cutest thing EVER. |
[08 Jun 2004|01:29pm] |
theres a raccoon here at work that walks across the ledge of the warehouse every afternoon at 3, like clockwork.
this past weekend she got into the warehouse and had four babies. We had to call pest control to get them out, since the mommy raccoon is super protective of her babies. I wanted one SOOOOOO bad, and if i could actually take care of it/ knew that my mom wouldnt flip a royal shit, i would have taken one. the guy told me i just had to sign a release form. well anyway, i didnt take a baby, but i almost signed for the mom when this huge southern scumbag black truck triver wanted to take the mother so he could eat her!! I FLIPPED and was like no way am i gonna stand here and let you eat this adorable creature. well, they havnt caught the mom yet and the asshole driver backed off.
jay took our camera over to the other warehouse so im gonna bring mine in tomorrow and try to get a picture. cutest thing ever!!!!!! itty bitty raccoon babies!!!
thats all.
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| im sorry, this was just too funny |
[07 Jun 2004|10:54am] |
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| synthetikpain's LJ stalker is deathcondition! | | deathcondition is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also mentally deranged! |
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