melissa

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 18:46:43 GMT

LOL the new pope's name is Joseph RATZINGER

hahahahahahaaa
and just as a sidenote he looks like he should be starring in the new Romero movie, the next Bub.

Sat, 01 Jan 2005 22:18:16 GMT

you ever wake up and just hate the human race for no particular reason?
happy fuckin new year everyone.
anyone who knows me knows im not a mean person, not particularly, filled with angst or anything like that. but im just having one of those, "everyone sucks" days i find myself having more and more often. "go into exile the human race is fucked". most people are selfish assholes, whether its obvious or they put on a good cover its true. i have to stop being so nice to people. id like to go live on another planet...anyone care to join me? haha. ok see, im not actually pissed pissed.....but man am i cynical.. i suppose ill be that way until i meet someone who can prove me wrong...show me theres something more than this. sometimes i just feel like i dont even belong in this race or something. very few people have ever understood what i actually mean by all this. because like i said, im not really mad. more like sad. sad for people in general. and i dont expect you to understand either. but i dunno, maybe im just the one whose fucked in the head.

FUCKING AMUSED!!! LMAO

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 02:13:17 GMT

oh my god. im laughing so hard my side hurts.
ok i never post online converstations....but this is just classic.
its my very good friend nora (noopular) talking (and fucking) with a girl we went to FDU with, monica (love fri ends) who was nora's roomate in freshman year. SO funny.
btw....monica really did have STDS. and lemmiwinks was nora's hampster that just died. she told monica it died of AIDS! who believes that? haha
enjoy!!

noopular: Lemmiwinks died of AIDS
LOVE FRI ENDS b: lmao
LOVE FRI ENDS b: that's hilarious....
noopular: no it's not
LOVE FRI ENDS b: you aren't serious
noopular: yea
noopular: it was strange how she contracted it, cause she never bit anyone...
LOVE FRI ENDS b: that's fucked up
LOVE FRI ENDS b: so all that time and we didn't know
noopular: yea, but didn't she bite you once?
noopular: i think you were the only person she bit...
LOVE FRI ENDS b: not that i know
LOVE FRI ENDS b: she bit your friend from linden 2
noopular: yea I think you tried to pick her up and she bit you, cause
I remember you had a little cut on your finger
noopular: poor lemmiwinks
noopular: how does a hamster get AIDS
noopular: :::sigh::: so sad
LOVE FRI ENDS b: lol
LOVE FRI ENDS b: they are born with it
noopular: she couldn't have been
LOVE FRI ENDS b: like that monkey from africa
LOVE FRI ENDS b: did you hear about it
noopular: I doubt her mother did intravenous drugs
noopular: maybe you should get tested, cause I'm pretty sure you were
the only person she ever bit
LOVE FRI ENDS b: nah but maybe in the chain ppl experimented with them
LOVE FRI ENDS b: i do tests on rabbits and we inject them with all
sorts of shit but we don't sell them or domesticate them
noopular: thats horrible!
LOVE FRI ENDS b: make sure you don't have some kind of shit too
noopular: I know I don't
LOVE FRI ENDS b: I am clean clean
noopular: I've only slept with 3 people
LOVE FRI ENDS b: oh so that's what you're hinting
LOVE FRI ENDS b: if I had AIDs I would have known by now
LOVE FRI ENDS b: If you inform yourself a bit you would know that
noopular: you should really get checked out I mean, you have slept
with a lot of people
noopular: I mean what is it up to like 50 by now?
LOVE FRI ENDS b: no
LOVE FRI ENDS b: lmao
LOVE FRI ENDS b: I got over that
noopular: I mean you were goin at a pretty good rate there
LOVE FRI ENDS b: yeah i know
noopular: it was like 30 somethin by the end of freshman year, I mean
you were like a saloon door at one point
LOVE FRI ENDS b: I had loads of fun
noopular: yea I bet
LOVE FRI ENDS b: that wasn't all in that one point
noopular: so did you finally decide that you suck at life and give up
and just become a whore, or are you still trying to actually be a
biologist
LOVE FRI ENDS b: I'm a sex encyclopedia
noopular: ?
LOVE FRI ENDS b: I've graduated and I'm in med school now
LOVE FRI ENDS b: so yeah
LOVE FRI ENDS b: i'm still there
noopular: oh yea where do you go to school
LOVE FRI ENDS b: I'm also engaged and pretty soon going to get into the UN
LOVE FRI ENDS b: Ohio State university
noopular: I bet that took a lot of blow jobs
LOVE FRI ENDS b: nah, i'm not that Monica
LOVE FRI ENDS b: at least I remember your name right
noopular: yea I'm the one that had to put up with your terrible
ungodly body odor for a year of school
noopular: is showering still a bi-monthly thing, or did medical school
teach you the importance of good hygene
noopular: ?
LOVE FRI ENDS b: are you talking about yourself there
noopular: no
LOVE FRI ENDS b: or Jen
noopular: I'm pretty sure you smelled like rotting flesh
noopular: for a good amount of time
LOVE FRI ENDS b: you haven't grown up i see
noopular: and the heroin addict!
noopular: oh boy was he a catch
LOVE FRI ENDS b: stil the same selfish childish Norah
noopular: oh yea thats me
LOVE FRI ENDS b: keep going that way in life
LOVE FRI ENDS b: you'll get nowhere
noopular: so are all your vaginal rashes and plagues gone now, did the
medicine cleared that up?
LOVE FRI ENDS b: or are you at that dead end now
noopular: or does the syphillis just bock that from your memory
noopular: no
LOVE FRI ENDS b: danm Norah you are really something
noopular: I actually go to a very good school in manhattan
LOVE FRI ENDS b: yeah i bet
LOVE FRI ENDS b: what
noopular: what?
LOVE FRI ENDS b: is it called, Welcome to GreenLand,come in get some from Norah
noopular: oh yes, because my legs are spread to the world
LOVE FRI ENDS b: if you are jelous tell your little fuck buddy of the
moment that you wish to move on to another and stop hating
LOVE FRI ENDS b: hatred gets you no where
noopular: actually the purpose of me instant messaging you was to
point out that you're still a dirty, fat, disgusting slut like you
were in college and no bit of book learning is ever going to mask the
fact that you are incredibly stupid, and that you should never IM me,
ever, because I hate talking to people that suck at life
LOVE FRI ENDS b: clean your head...maybe that would help
noopular: um, that would be mike, the same person I've been with for
almot 2 years now
noopular: because I don't sleep around
LOVE FRI ENDS b: really i'm glad for you
LOVE FRI ENDS b: hope he gives you a real nice home where the rough
doesn't fall on your head
LOVE FRI ENDS b: peace
LOVE FRI ENDS b: have a great life
noopular: and quite frankly I didn't plan on this conversation being
this long, because I thought that you might catch on that I was
blatantly insulting you in the beginning of the conversation but I
clearly must have over-estimated your intelligence
noopular: you mean the roof?
noopular: you're an idiot!
LOVE FRI ENDS b: no
noopular: peace out monica

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 18:41:53 GMT

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Name:
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Your title will be:	Sultan
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Your Enforcers will be:	The Teletubbies (with their army of children and hypnotic powers).
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ha.
what the fuck is a teletubbie anyway?! that word annoys me, so does having a quiet office and the only thing you can hear is the sound of someone else chewing. how is it possible to chew soup? and make so much noise? im grumpy right now. gettin out of this shithole in an hour and goin over to school, then ill be happy. until then, bleh!
()=P

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 16:51:34 GMT

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

()=P

::i kill youuuuuuuu::

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 16:30:09 GMT

one more day til cape cod.......a much needed vacation!!

()=)

in the meantime, i must find other ways to kill time here at work. so far today they have involved watching dawn of the dead, again, and finding these websites that made me almost piss in my pants........

http://www.sykospark.net/rivethead/ - how to be a rivethead! LMAO

http://www.sonic-boom.com/industrial/ - another, even better, how to be a rivethead site.......HAHA

http://www.twinkiesproject.com/

soooooooo funny.

so yeah, ive been neglecting LJ, not too much to talk about i guess, that or i dont feel like sharing. im still alive, things are good. im surprisingly happy lately for no good reason. eh, ill go with it. school starts soon.........awesome!!! i cant wait, i never thought ID say that. anyway, aside from the amusing sites this is a boring update! lata

please please please do this..... i need 4 people

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 22:12:39 GMT

http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7462976

*click the link

*then follow the steps, when you get to the end, click the ebay link (last one) and make an new ebay account, bid on something (you dont have to win) and thats it!!!!!

then if you get 5 people to do it.....you get a free ipod.
no joke, rays friend got it!!!!

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE...

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 15:47:23 GMT

thank you nami....

"Cigarettes and portable toilets don't mix"
(Monday, July 19, 2004 Posted: 11:26 AM EDT (1526 GMT)

BLACKSVILLE, West Virginia (AP) -- A man smoking in a portable toilet lit up more than a cigarette.

The potty exploded Tuesday when a buildup of methane gas mixed with the lit cigarette, said a spokeswoman for Monongalia Emergency Medical Services.

The methane didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigarette, she said.

Emergency workers said the man was not severely injured and drove himself to the hospital after the stinky, smoky mess."

()=)

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 22:17:35 GMT

killing time............

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 16:58:55 GMT

Step 1: Open your iTunes or other lesser MP3 player.
Step 2: Put all of your music on random.
Step 3: Write down the first ten songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing

1. radiohead : idioteque
2. wumpscut : slave to evil
3. apoptygma berzerk : mourn
4. afi : girls not grey
5. wumpscut : irak1 (first take)
6. suicide commando : under god's eye
7. delerium : after all
8. neuroticfish : waste
9. the hampster dance song / wumpscut remix
10.mindless self indulgence : faggot

im so proud....

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 17:12:52 GMT

my 6 year old brother is the coolest kid EVER>

hes dancing around in his army shirt, with a mohawk, to wumpscut! i love this kid! <3

this could only be better if i had the camera with me.....

we interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this important announcement::

Sat, 10 Jul 2004 03:48:34 GMT

dear nami:

as of yet i still have not found the jello, seen the jello, or am completely sure it was in existence at all...maybe i imagined the jello, or perhaps it has just officially left the building, but alas, the ice cream is safe, i will NOT eat it because ima get FAT.

i love you soooooo much! and i love how you come out of your hermitude for our much needed diner talks. i dont know what id do without you.
<3<3<3,
me

and now...........back to work! time to see what clips from THX-1138 i can rip! aw shit!

"........unhide the black haus"

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 19:18:31 GMT

ok, well since ray & lenny have given updates on the details of the trip already, im not going to bother. it was an awesome trip.....i havnt laughed that hard in i dont know how long. im ready for the next one!! SO, onto the pics...
i didnt take many, but here are some, the rest can be seen here:
http://www.picturetrail.com/synthetikpain

watch out DC......

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 22:12:52 GMT

ahh..shit, still need to go home and pack! crap.

this weekend is gonna be insane. must charge the video camera! must pack way too many clothes!

and a early sappy birther to chris!......may we all make it through DC birthday weekend in DC alive...

help.

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 05:50:37 GMT

phwkjn;ewjrewjrw

i decided over the weekend its about time i got a bartending job....put all that good shit i learned at school to some use....
someone find me a job!!!

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 18:04:25 GMT

this is awesome.

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 17:30:45 GMT

so this weekend i kinda came out of my hiding. attempted to make it to the ex-tract show saturday with travyss and austin, but we showed up late and missed them so we all headed over to Qs. met up with the usual boyz and had us a good old drunken time. sunday travyss and i went out to yard sale and stumbled upon an awesome flea market where i bought the following:

-one really really fucking old gas mask

-three robots from the 80s

-one old radio tester kit that looks like its about 60 years old if not older, its in a leather case lined with red velvet

-an old ring

-and an old clock thats all army looking

oh and the day before i found this crazy looking crucifix thats framed in the shape of a cross.

yes, it was a good weekend. more crap for melissa, yay!
aight, i must go make some oatmeal w/ vanilla soy milk, im starving! just wanted to let everyone know i didnt die or anything.

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 17:51:00 GMT

Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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i just witnessed the cutest thing EVER.

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 17:41:14 GMT

theres a raccoon here at work that walks across the ledge of the warehouse every afternoon at 3, like clockwork.
this past weekend she got into the warehouse and had four babies. We had to call pest control to get them out, since the mommy raccoon is super protective of her babies. I wanted one SOOOOOO bad, and if i could actually take care of it/ knew that my mom wouldnt flip a royal shit, i would have taken one. the guy told me i just had to sign a release form. well anyway, i didnt take a baby, but i almost signed for the mom when this huge southern scumbag black truck triver wanted to take the mother so he could eat her!! I FLIPPED and was like no way am i gonna stand here and let you eat this adorable creature. well, they havnt caught the mom yet and the asshole driver backed off.
jay took our camera over to the other warehouse so im gonna bring mine in tomorrow and try to get a picture. cutest thing ever!!!!!! itty bitty raccoon babies!!!

thats all.

im sorry, this was just too funny

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 14:54:07 GMT

synthetikpain's LJ stalker is deathcondition!

deathcondition is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also mentally deranged!

LJ St
alker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

BAHAHAHA............chris.......mentally deranged.....no way.

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 23:33:43 GMT

another fun day....
this has been a most interesting weekend indeed...
we got food, went to the mall & then chilled at the studio for a while....
im a bit tipsy from some wine and an empty stomach, gonna go do some hardcore cleaning, laundry, and maybe start a new painting.
latas

<3

oh yeah...season finale of the sopranos is on tonight!! gotta see that too!!

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 04:49:10 GMT

had the oddest day.

god ive missed jay so fucking much.

tomorrow were goin down to the antique store in asbury!!

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 21:10:46 GMT

me and jay are goin to yardsales tomorrow! woo! i love buyin other peoples junk. so much fun...

aside from that, shit is still crazy. i cant believe its the weekend, where did this week go??

gotta get over to soundz this weekend (by the time i got there last weekend bobby had closed) n get the autechre cd... jay told me which one it was, finally. also gotta get puppy tickets!

thats it for now, boring update

also.....ive been neglecting LJ lately, hope everyone is well!

<3

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 17:44:20 GMT

Uylia and Phz3dztrt1on sittin in a tree........k i s s i n g .

.......

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 00:23:45 GMT

at the end of ages

i will be here waiting for you.